Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen
Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen
Little Genie
Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen
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Australia Post chains its counter pens down so nobody nicks them, which is generous, because nobody ever wanted to. Leave this one on the counter and it'd be gone before the queue moved: it's a black-ink pen topped with a squishy, flesh-coloured dick, right down to the balls.
Little Genie's Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen has a soft, squeezable grip shaped like a cheerful erection, so every time you pick it up you're holding the shaft. Underneath all that innuendo is a working pen with water-based black ink that writes smoothly without smudging. It comes with a cap too, because even a novelty knows to cover its tip.
Squeeze the shaft through another pointless meeting
Little Genie suggests it for easing office stress, and when the quarterly figures are shit, a firm grip on a squishy dick does wonders for morale. Doodle in the margins, sign for a parcel or write a filthy shopping list. Little Genie says it gets the creative juices flowing, and we're not arguing.
A desk toy with a wink
It's an easy laugh for a bucks or hens goodie bag, tucked into a birthday card or handed to the workmate who snorts every time someone says 'deliverables'. Then watch them try to fill out a leave form with it.
It writes like a pen, squeezes like a stress ball and looks exactly like what you think it does.
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