Glitterati Metallic Pink Penis Candle - 10 cm Penis Party Candle
Glitterati Metallic Pink Penis Candle - 10 cm Penis Party Candle
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Plant this in the middle of the hens' cake, dim the lights and watch the bride go redder than the strawberries. It's a 10 cm Glitterati candle shaped like a shiny little cock and balls, made to stand up proud in the middle of the icing.
Little Genie built it as a mini version of the Glitterati oversized penis balloon, so it has that same puffed-up balloon look: a rounded head, a plump shaft and two cheeky balls at the base, all in a glossy metallic pink-gold finish. On a pastel cake it looks almost classy. For about half a second.
Make a wish and blow
That's what the packet says, and it's the best fucking instruction a party candle has ever come with. Light the wick on the tip, dim the room, start the singing and watch the person of the hour realise exactly whose shiny pink tip they're about to blow on. Phones come out instantly. Nobody gets through the song in tune.
Pocket-sized trouble for any cake
At 10 cm tall it fits on any cake without swamping the decorations, and it's still big enough to get every guest giggling. Keep it in sight while it's burning and well away from streamers, napkins and anything else that might catch, because a bloody cake fire is no way to wrap up the speeches.
One little metallic willy, one wick, and a cake photo that's never making it into the family album.
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