Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give - Mini Fuzzy FU Plushy Pillows - Set of 5
Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give - Mini Fuzzy FU Plushy Pillows - Set of 5
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Made for the person whose patience ran dry around the third reply-all email of the week, and who'd quite like everyone to know about it. Little Genie's Bag of Fucks I Have to Give is a plush pillow bag stuffed with five fuzzy middle fingers, all ready to hand out the moment someone earns one.
The bag is designed like an oversized snack packet: black, scattered with tiny coloured fingers across the top, the slogan in chunky white letters, and a clear window so everyone can see how much you've still got to give. Inside sit five little FU plushies in green, orange, pink, purple and blue, each with its own cartoon face, from a poked-out tongue to a smug little squint.
Bowl one underarm, Trevor Chappell style
Each finger stands about 16.5 cm tall and is soft enough to lob across the lounge room at whoever just spoiled the finale without doing a damn bit of harm. One for the neighbour's leaf blower, one for the parking inspector, one for the bloke who parks across two spaces. Empty bag? Congratulations, you're officially out of fucks. Stuff them back in and you're restocked.
Rude message, cuddly delivery
At roughly 29 by 23 cm, the bag doubles as a cushion for the desk chair or the end of the bed. It's a cracking pressie for a retiring colleague, someone turning the big four-oh, or yourself after a week like that one. And unlike the lolly versions in the range, nobody can eat these, so your supply of rude gestures outlasts your patience.
Five soft middle fingers, one cheeky bag and an endlessly refillable stock of contempt.
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