Glitterati Gold Glitter Penis Candle - Gold 10 cm Penis Party Candle
Glitterati Gold Glitter Penis Candle - Gold 10 cm Penis Party Candle
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One deep breath, lips puckered, cheeks burning hotter than the flame: that's the face of someone about to blow a glittering gold cock in front of everyone they know. Little Genie's Glitterati Gold Glitter Penis Candle is a 10 cm cake candle with a realistic penis shape, coated in sparkling gold glitter and made to stand tall on top of the cake.
Lit from the tip, no punchline needed
The wick sits right at the tip, so the second it's lit the joke tells itself. The glitter is non-shedding, which means the sparkle stays on the candle instead of ending up in the buttercream, the champagne and somebody's cleavage.
Stick it in a birthday cake, top a cupcake tower at the hens bash or crown any dessert that needs a bit of filth. In gold it looks damn fancy for something this rude. Prefer a darker look? Glittery black is the other option, listed separately, and the rest of the Glitterati range keeps the theme going across the party.
Make a wish, then blow
That's the instruction printed on the packet, and it's fucking perfect. Light it, sing loudly, and watch someone lean over a golden dick with their lips pursed while every phone in the room comes out. Keep it in sight while it burns and well clear of streamers, napkins and anything else that can catch fire.
Ten centimetres of gold glitter that turns blowing out the candles into the moment everyone's still giggling about at brunch.
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