Super Fun Key Chain - Penis Bottle Opener - Novelty Key Chain
Super Fun Key Chain - Penis Bottle Opener - Novelty Key Chain
Little Genie
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Every set of keys deserves a dick on it, and if that dick can crack open a cold one, it's earned its place on the ring. Little Genie's Penis Bottle Opener is exactly that: a cheeky little willy keychain with a bottle opener built into the tip.
The balls sit up top on a short chain and split ring, and the shaft runs down to a cap-lifter cut right into the head. So when the whole barbie is rummaging through the esky for an opener that walked off an hour ago, you pull out your keys, hook the knob under the cap and pop it off with one flick of the wrist. Bloody good way to introduce yourself to strangers.
Head first into every cold one
The joke never runs out, because every drink that needs opening sets it off again. At a bucks weekend or a hens do, that's roughly every four minutes. The shiny copper-tone finish catches the light, so the willy gets noticed well before the gag lands.
Start the set with the handy one
It's one of 12 Super Fun Key Chains, alongside the Sex Dice, Sex Spinner and Squishy Boob. Those are just for laughs. This one actually pulls its weight, so it stays on your keys long after the novelty should've worn off. Drop it into a Secret Santa or a hens night goodie bag, or keep it and be the one everybody calls for when the caps need popping.
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