Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give - Fruit Flavoured Lollies - 850 gram Jar
Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give - Fruit Flavoured Lollies - 850 gram Jar
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The mate who's been at war with the body corporate since 2019, and the coworker whose death stare at every reply-all email could strip paint, are about to get the gift they deserve. It's an 850 gram jar of fruit-flavoured lollies from Little Genie, and each one is shaped like a middle finger.
The label reads Jar of Fucks I Have to Give, so when someone asks how much they care about the office printer jamming again, they can tip a few into their palm and hand them over without a word. The clear tub is packed with pastel pink, blue, yellow and green fingers, and the label calls them tart candies, so expect a pucker to go with the attitude.
Eight hundred and fifty grams of not caring
That's enough middle fingers to flip the whole office and still have a pocketful left for the drive home. The jar has an easy-grip shape, so it's simple to keep on a work desk or pass round the lounge at a birthday. Tip a handful into the road-trip snack bag and your servo lollies can flip off every tailgater on the Bruce Highway. Share them or hoard them; nobody's forcing anyone to give one away.
Sweeter than the sentiment
Little Genie also makes a small glass jar of fifteen wooden ones. This is the version you can eat, and there are a fucking lot more of them in here.
Give it to the lovable menace in your life and watch them grin, because for once they've got some to hand out.
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