Sexy Scratcher - BJ Scratcher
Sexy Scratcher - BJ Scratcher
Ozze
Sexy Scratcher - BJ Scratcher
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A coin rasps across grey foil, one pair of lips at a time, and when the third little pecker turns up you both know exactly who owes what. Ozze's BJ Scratcher is a novelty scratch card built like the ones at the corner newsagent, except this one pays out in head.
The rules are printed right on the front: uncover three erect peckers and win a blowjob. No numbers to check, no claim form, just a grin across the table and a debt that's due tonight.
Scratch the lips, hunt the peckers
Under the chunky BJ Scratcher logo and a big pair of glossy red lips with a tongue poking out, rows of grey lip-shaped panels are waiting for a coin. Scratch them off one by one and see what's hiding underneath. Find three cheeky cartoon peckers and the prize is locked in. The card even admits it's one game you won't mind getting stiffed on.
A dirty IOU on bright card
Tuck it inside a birthday card, or pop it in a partner's jeans pocket so it crinkles under their arse at dinner, and watch them try to keep eating once they've worked out what it is. It's a laugh, a tease and a promise all on one loud bit of red, yellow and purple card.
Fine print from us: the prize gets claimed only when both of you are keen. Sort that, grab a coin, and play the one scratch card where nobody walks away feeling ripped off.
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