Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give
Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give
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Fifteen fucks is a perfectly reasonable lifetime supply, and anyone handing out more than that is being taken for a ride by the wrong people. This Little Genie gag gift is a 10 cm glass jar holding exactly fifteen, each one cut from wood in the shape of the word itself, so you can see at a glance how few you've got left.
Think of it as a swear jar turned inside out: nobody pays for cussing, because the cussing comes pre-loaded. A cork stopper keeps your supply sealed, twine is wound round the neck, and a kraft-paper tag tells anyone nosy what's in there. Each wooden cut-out is about 5.7 cm across, chunky enough to slap into someone's palm when they've truly earned one.
Strict water restrictions apply
Treat them like a dam in a drought year. Park the jar on your desk and pop the cork only when a meeting genuinely deserves it. Hand one to the colleague who just copped a week of rostered overtime, and save another for the neighbour's leaf blower at 7 am Sunday. Or leave the cork in and let a full jar make your position damn clear. Every time someone asks you to care about something stupid, glance at the jar and count.
The wooden one, not the edible one
There's also a lolly version in a big 850 g jar, but those get eaten. These are wood, so they don't go stale, and they can be handed out, collected back and dished out again the next time someone tests your patience. It's a fucking brilliant gag gift for birthdays, farewells and retirements, and the jar only runs dry if you let it.
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