Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws
Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws
Little Genie
Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws
Regular price
$9.95 AUD
Regular price
$13.95 AUD
Sale price
$9.95 AUD
or 4 payments of $2.49 with 
Learn more
In stock
Quantity
Couldn't load pickup availability
It's nearly midnight, the cake looks like it lost a fight, your cousin has grabbed the karaoke mic uninvited, and the birthday legend is sipping a vodka lime through a straw that's flipping off the entire party. Little Genie's Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws are a pack of paper straws that say what the card was too polite to.
You get eight 20 cm paper straws with shiny red, green, gold and black stripes on white, and each one is topped with a glittering little middle finger. Drop one in a cocktail, a jug of punch or a plain old rum and Coke and the drink instantly gets ruder than whoever's holding it.
Eight fingers for eight smartarses
There are two of each colour in the pack, so the birthday crew can claim a shade and then argue all night about whose glass is whose. Each glittery finger sits just above the rim, perfect for cheeky photos and for jabbing towards whoever just mentioned their age.
Build the whole rude table
They're disposable paper partyware, made for one hell of a night and then the bin. Pair them with the matching Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, balloons, candles and games from the same range and the whole spread swears in unison.
Raise a glass, raise a finger, and let the straw tell the birthday crowd to kiss your arse.
Key features
Description
Specifications
Recently viewed
Estimated express delivery
Choose Express delivery at checkout.
Estimated delivery · varies by postcode.Order before 2pm Melbourne time.
$9.95
-
Suck A Big Dick! - Strawberry Flavoured 15 cm Lollypop
Sale price $20.95 Regular price$28.95Regular price $28.95 You save: $8.00 (27%)Sale -
Super Fun Key Chain - Penis Slinky - Pink Novelty Keychain
Sale price $14.95 Regular price$20.95Regular price $20.95 You save: $6.00 (28%)Sale -
Super Fun Key Chain - Boobie Flashlight - Pink Novelty Keychain
Sale price $14.95 Regular price$20.95Regular price $20.95 You save: $6.00 (28%)Sale -
Super Fun Key Chain - Penis Flashlight - Pink Novelty Keychain
Sale price $14.95 Regular price$20.95Regular price $20.95 You save: $6.00 (28%)Sale -
Jokes & Parties Realistic Penis Silicone Ice Tray - Novelty Ice Tray
Sale price $18.95 Regular price$26.95Regular price $26.95 You save: $8.00 (29%)Sale -
Jokes & Parties Mini Penis Silicone Ice Tray - Novelty Ice Tray
Sale price $11.95 Regular price$16.95Regular price $16.95 You save: $5.00 (29%)Sale -
Super Fun Key Chain - Squishy FU Finger - Novelty Keychain
Sale price $10.95 Regular price$14.95Regular price $14.95 You save: $4.00 (26%)Sale -
Super Fun Key Chain - Last Fuck I Have To Give - Novelty Keychain
Sale price $10.95 Regular price$14.95Regular price $14.95 You save: $4.00 (26%)Sale -
Super Fun Stretchy Penis - Sand Filled Novelty Stress Penis
Sale price $12.95 Regular price$17.95Regular price $17.95 You save: $5.00 (27%)Sale -
Super Fun Key Chain - Penis Bottle Opener - Novelty Key Chain
Sale price $10.95 Regular price$14.95Regular price $14.95 You save: $4.00 (26%)Sale -
Super Fun Key Chain - Penis Whistle - Novelty Key Chain
Sale price $10.95 Regular price$14.95Regular price $14.95 You save: $4.00 (26%)Sale -
Gummy Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give - Soft & Chewy Sour Gummy Lollies - 64 gram Bag
Sale price $11.95 Regular price$15.95Regular price $15.95 You save: $4.00 (25%)Sale -
Glitterati Neon Infinity Penis Sign - Novelty LED Light
Sale price $39.95 Regular price$55.95Regular price $55.95 You save: $16.00 (28%)Sale -
Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give - Fruit Flavoured Lollies - 850 gram Jar
Sale price $39.95 Regular price$55.95Regular price $55.95 You save: $16.00 (28%)Sale -
Jokes & Parties Butt Plug Silicone Ice Tray - Novelty Ice Tray
Sale price $18.95 Regular price$26.95Regular price $26.95 You save: $8.00 (29%)Sale -
Glitterati Neon Penis Sign - Novelty Neon Light
Sale price $40.95 Regular price$57.95Regular price $57.95 You save: $17.00 (29%)Sale -
Fuck Neon Light Sign - Novelty Neon Light
Sale price $40.95 Regular price$57.95Regular price $57.95 You save: $17.00 (29%)Sale -
Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give - Mini Fuzzy FU Plushy Pillows - Set of 5
Sale price $33.95 Regular price$47.95Regular price $47.95 You save: $14.00 (29%)Sale -
Glitterati Complete Boobie Party Pack – Eight People
Sale price $39.95 Regular price$56.95Regular price $56.95 You save: $17.00 (29%)Sale -
Naughty Stick Figure Sticky Notes - Novelty Sticky Notes - 100 Pack
Sale price $9.95 Regular price$13.95Regular price $13.95 You save: $4.00 (28%)Sale -
Naughty Stick Figure Tissue Paper Sheets - Novelty Decoration Sheets - 6 Pack
Sale price $8.95 Regular price$11.95Regular price $11.95 You save: $3.00 (25%)Sale -
Super Fun Penis Tissue Paper Sheets - Novelty Decoration Sheets - 6 Pack
Sale price $8.95 Regular price$11.95Regular price $11.95 You save: $3.00 (25%)Sale -
Fucks I Have To Give Tissue Paper Sheets - Novelty Decoration Sheets - 6 Pack
Sale price $8.95 Regular price$11.95Regular price $11.95 You save: $3.00 (25%)Sale -
Naughty Stick Figure Notepad - Novelty Notepad - 100 Pages
Sale price $11.95 Regular price$15.95Regular price $15.95 You save: $4.00 (25%)Sale -
Super Fun Penis Notepad - Novelty Notepad - 100 Pages
Sale price $11.95 Regular price$15.95Regular price $15.95 You save: $4.00 (25%)Sale -
Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad - Novelty Notepad - 100 Pages
Sale price $11.95 Regular price$15.95Regular price $15.95 You save: $4.00 (25%)Sale -
Last Fuck I Have To Give Sticky Notes - Multi Novelty Sticky Notes - 100 Pack
Sale price $9.95 Regular price$13.95Regular price $13.95 You save: $4.00 (28%)Sale -
Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give - Bag of 25 - Fruit Flavoured Lollies - Bag of 25 Mini Packs
Sale price $18.95 Regular price$26.95Regular price $26.95 You save: $8.00 (29%)Sale -
Happy F**king Birthday Complete Party Pack - Party Set for 8 People
Sale price $39.95 Regular price$56.95Regular price $56.95 You save: $17.00 (29%)Sale -
Glitterati Complete Penis Party Pack – Eight People
Sale price $39.95 Regular price$56.95Regular price $56.95 You save: $17.00 (29%)Sale -
Fucks I Have To Give F-U Finger Flicker - Display - Novelty Fidget Toy - Fishbowl Display of 24
Sale price $220.95 Regular price$314.95Regular price $314.95 You save: $94.00 (29%)Sale -
Glitterati Metallic Pink Penis Candle - 10 cm Penis Party Candle
Sale price $9.95 Regular price$13.95Regular price $13.95 You save: $4.00 (28%)Sale -
Glitterati Glitter Penis Candle - 10 cm Penis Party Candle
Sale price $9.95 Regular price$13.95Regular price $13.95 You save: $4.00 (28%)Sale -
Glitterati Gold Glitter Penis Candle - Gold 10 cm Penis Party Candle
Sale price $9.95 Regular price$13.95Regular price $13.95 You save: $4.00 (28%)Sale -
Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes - Novelty Sticky Notes - 100 Pack
Sale price $9.95 Regular price$13.95Regular price $13.95 You save: $4.00 (28%)Sale -
Super Fun Penis Sticky Notes - Multi Novelty Sticky Notes - 100 Pack
Sale price $9.95 Regular price$13.95Regular price $13.95 You save: $4.00 (28%)Sale
- Secure checkout with
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
