Glitterati - Tall Straws
Glitterati - Tall Straws
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The bride lifts a fizzing cocktail, wraps her lips around a glittery gold dick and sips like nothing's out of the ordinary while the rest of the hens party falls apart laughing. That's what the Glitterati Tall Straws are for: a pack of eight 20 cm paper cocktail straws from Little Genie, each one topped with a sparkly penis.
Fancy stripes, rude little topper
From a distance they look like proper upmarket party straws: white paper with a metallic stripe spiralling down the length. Then someone looks closer and spots the glitter penis stuck on near the top, and the giggling starts. Every pack comes with a spread of bronze, gold, rose gold and silver, so the bride can claim the gold dick and the rest of the crew fight over the leftovers.
Long enough for a serious drink
At 20 cm they're made for tall glasses, so they'll reach the bottom of a highball, a spritz or a jug of shit-strong punch without anyone having to dunk their face in. Hand one to your most prim and proper guest and watch them take a long, slow sip anyway.
They fit an anniversary bash as well as a hens do, and they match the rest of Little Genie's Glitterati range, including the balloons, plates and napkins. Posh metallic stripes, a glittery dick on top, and a hens party snorting into its drinks all night.
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