Glitterati - Penis Party Disco Metallic Curtains
Glitterati - Penis Party Disco Metallic Curtains
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The willy straws are bought, the sash is sorted, and the front door still looks far too plain for a hens' party. The Glitterati Penis Party Disco Metallic Curtains are silver foil curtains, and every strand is a long chain of glittery little dicks.
Picture the tinsel at an RSL raffle night, except all of it is shaped like a cock. Hang one across the entrance and every guest has to push their way through a shimmering wall of willies to get their arse inside. The giggling starts in the hallway and doesn't stop.
Two curtains, twice the dicks
Each pack has two curtains, each about 0.9 metres wide and 2.1 metres long. Hang them side by side for a wider doorway, or split them up: one on the entrance, one behind the cake table or the dance floor. A metallic strip runs along the top of each one, and the strands hang free below it.
A photo wall with a twist
At a glance it passes for a classic disco backdrop, all sparkle and silver. Line the bride and her crew up in front of it and the photos look glamorous right up until someone zooms in and works out what the backdrop is made of. Plain backdrops are for corporate lunches; this one gets a shriek every time somebody squints at it.
Silver, sparkly and dripping with dicks from top to bottom: the hens' do photo wall that has the bride cackling before the first drink's poured.
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