Glitterati - Bride Straw
Glitterati - Bride Straw
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Puckered lips, a slow suck and a mouthful of bubbles: the bride-to-be is going to spend all night with her mouth wrapped around something long, pink and curvy, and for once nobody will blush. It's Little Genie's Glitterati Bride Straw, 25 cm of bright pink twisty straw that spells out Bride in looping script.
Every sip winds up through the B, round the curls and down into her mouth, which makes even a plain old bubbly feel like a performance. Stand it in a flute and the word curves up and over the rim, so everyone at the table knows who's getting hitched without a sash, a tiara or a single word.
Her title, in pink loops
It suits hens' nights, kitchen teas and anniversary parties, anywhere the soon-to-be missus deserves something cheekier than a soggy paper straw. Watching her try to look dignified while sucking a cocktail through her own title is funny as hell, and by the third round she'll be giggling her arse off at it.
It's part of the Glitterati party range, so pair it with the matching balloons, plates and napkins if you're styling the whole table. Pop it in her very first glass before anyone clinks a fork on a glass, then watch her sip through the evening with her name up in pink lights, more or less.
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