Creature Cocks Mystique Unicorn Keychain - Novelty Fantasy Dildo Keyring
Creature Cocks Mystique Unicorn Keychain - Novelty Fantasy Dildo Keyring
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Hang this off your house keys, then lend them to someone and let them work out what's swinging from the ring. It's a pocket-sized unicorn cock, twisted like a horn, sparkling like a fantasy paperback cover and about as discreet as a brass band.
The Creature Cocks Mystique is XR Brands' unicorn dildo shrunk down to 7.9 cm long and 3.3 cm across, so it comes out with you instead of hiding at home. The spiralled shaft swirls through purple, blue and orange tones to a frilled, flared base, all in phthalate-free, body-safe silicone with a glittery finish. A short chain and ring in nickel-free metal keep sensitive fingers happy.
Clip it wherever needs more kink
Thread it onto your keys, your phone case, a handbag or a backpack zip, or let it swing from the rearview mirror where the furry dice used to hang. Fellow monster-smut fans will spot a kindred spirit at the pub. Everyone else will stare, then ask. It's a cracking gag gift for anyone in your life who's read every fae romance on the shelf twice and wants the world to know it.
Look, don't stick
This tiny horn is a novelty only and isn't meant for internal use, so keep it on the keyring and save the fucking action for a toy built for it. The colours make your keys easy to spot in a messy bag, and every lockout comes with a story.
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