Cocktail Suckers - Mojito
Cocktail Suckers - Mojito
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The bar tab's gone, the jug's down to ice and squashed mint, and the bride is three cocktails past caring. Then someone pulls out a handful of penis-shaped mojito lollipops and the whole hens party gets a second wind.
These are Candyprints Cocktail Suckers from Little Genie: a hard candy lolly moulded into a shaft, a rounded head and a plump pair of balls, set on a white stick. This one is the Mojito, in creamy white candy, and each sucker packs 32 grams of sweetness. There's no alcohol in it, so you can suck one dry and still remember every filthy photo in the morning.
A cocktail you can lick
Hand one to every guest and watch grown adults try to suck a candy cock with dignity. Nobody manages it. It's top-shelf entertainment, it makes for filthy photos, and it gives anyone with an oral fixation something sweet to work their tongue over between drinks.
Party favours with balls
Drop them in goodie bags, stand them in a glass on the bar or tuck one beside each place card at a hens party or pride celebration. Candyprints also makes Pina Colada, Strawberry Daiquiri and Blue Hawaiian versions, so you can mix up a full cocktail menu of dicks.
One mint-green card, one creamy candy cock, and a fucking top-notch reason to suck on something before the dancing starts.
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