Cocktail Suckers - Hawaiian
Cocktail Suckers - Hawaiian
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Unwrap this, hold the hen's gaze over the table and suck slowly, really slowly, until somebody has to look away. It's a Candyprints Cocktail Sucker in Blue Hawaiian flavour: a blue lollipop moulded into a cock and balls, with 32 grams of candy and a very obvious agenda.
Cocktail hour with zero booze
It comes in a pack printed as a tall cocktail glass, complete with a pineapple wedge and a cherry on the rim, and the sucker sits right where the drink should be. It looks like party decor before anyone's even torn it open. There's no alcohol in it, so the sober mates and the designated driver get to join in the licking too.
One on every plate at the hens'
Hens' parties and pride celebrations are exactly what these were built for, and they make cracking favours: lay one at each setting or drop one into every goodie bag. Will anyone lick theirs politely? Like hell they will. Expect tongue-technique reviews, wildly competitive sucking and at least one photo that'll get brought up at every party for the next decade.
Blue Hawaiian is one of four flavours in the range, alongside Pina Colada, Strawberry Daiquiri and Mojito, so you can mix a round and let everyone choose their cocktail. Grab this one for whoever wants their tropical holiday served on a stick, cock first.
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