Big Ballers Teeny Weeny Truck Nuts - Light Up Novelty Nuts
Big Ballers Teeny Weeny Truck Nuts - Light Up Novelty Nuts
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Some utes fly a flag off the tray. Yours is about to fly a glowing set of balls, and I've got no time for anyone who says it shouldn't. Big Ballers' Teeny Weeny Truck Nuts are a black silicone sack on a stretchy loop, with LEDs that turn the back of your ride into the rudest light on the road.
Rude in every colour
Press the button and they light up, with multiple colour modes to flick through. The maker's shots show yellow, blue, green and red, so picture a hot red pair swaying off your ride at the lights, and the driver behind wondering when the hell it grew testicles.
Hangs off anything with a bar
Fitting them takes less time than telling a dirty joke: pull the stretchy loop over a ring, bar or handle and they're swinging. Ute, pushbike seat, backpack, whatever's got something to hook on. Teeny by name, they still measure 15.5 cm long, 6.4 cm wide and 3 cm deep, which is plenty of swing for a small set of nuts.
The silicone is phthalate-free, durable and stretchy, and the LEDs run on replaceable batteries, so dim nuts are only ever a temporary condition. On a bike, keep them well clear of the spokes and chain, because nobody needs to see that, and treat them as a gag rather than your actual tail light.
They make a ripper gag gift, too. Hang them on a mate's ride and count how many kilometres they drive with a glowing sack off their arse end before someone speaks up. Rude in daylight, far ruder after dark.
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