Big Ballers Nuts Keychain - Light - Novelty Keychain
Big Ballers Nuts Keychain - Light - Novelty Keychain
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Your hand comes out of your pocket with a wrinkly plastic ballsack swinging off the key ring, bloody proud of itself, and every trip to the front door turns into a dirty joke. The Big Ballers Nuts Keychain is a 4.3 cm set of novelty nuts in a pale flesh colour, with every crease moulded in and a droop you can't unsee.
You'll never lose these nuts. Fish around in the bottom of your bag and your fingers hit a wrinkly sack instead of another lip balm, which beats any search for house keys you've ever had.
Pass your balls to the mechanic
Keys get handed around, and that's where the fun starts. Slide them across the counter at the tyre shop, or lend a mate the car and see if they pick your sack up with two fingers. The maker says they'll get a laugh or a cringe, and both are fucking top-notch outcomes. Nothing says foreplay quite like fondling your nuts on the doorstep while your date waits for the right key.
They can cop a beating
Durable plastic handles life among loose change and sharp keys, and the metal ring is nickel-free. Wrap a set for a bucks party, a birthday or a White Elephant swap, then watch someone unwrap a ballsack in front of the whole office.
Two nuts, one ring, and no more leaving home without your balls.
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