3D Sparkling Penis Gift Bag
3D Sparkling Penis Gift Bag
Little Genie
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Soft pink marabou tickles a bare forearm, a glittery pink head bobs up at eye level, and somebody's hand is already sliding down a striped shaft to find out what's waiting inside. Little Genie's 3D Sparkling Penis Gift Bag is a tall cardstock gift bag shaped like a cock, sparkly at the tip and fluffy at the base.
Face-on, it's all there: pink and white stripes running up the shaft to a raised, rounded head scattered with glittery sequin sparkles, and a pair of marabou-feathered balls hanging off the bottom. Thick cardstock keeps it standing tall among the presents instead of flopping on its arse, which is more than you can say for half the blokes at the party by midnight.
Shaped for a bottle or a buzz
It's tall and skinny, the same shape as a wine bag, except no wine bag in history came with a sparkly knob on top. Little Genie sized it for a bottle of wine or a vibrator, so pick whichever suits the lucky recipient. Sturdy woven handles let you swing it into the party like you're carrying the biggest dick at the do.
One hand down the shaft
Whoever gets it has to reach in at the top, slide a hand right down the length and fish the present out from the bottom, while the fluffy pair wobbles away outside. Hide a vibrator down there and the squeals will rattle the windows; tuck in a bottle of bubbles and they'll toast you with the bag still hooked over one arm.
A sparkly head, a feathery pair and a surprise at the bottom: the cheekiest thing you'll carry through anyone's front door.
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