Valentine's Gifts Worth Getting Undressed For

February in Australia. The chocolates are melting in the car, the roses cost a fortune and they'll be dead by Tuesday. Someone's reserved a table for two with a set menu, and you'll spend the whole night being too full to do anything about it. There's got to be a better way to say "I want you."

A sex toy gift's a much more interesting idea. It's something they've wanted, something you can use together or something that says "I've been thinking about you, in detail." It also doesn't wilt.

Buy the toy they sent you a link to

If your partner's pointed out a particular toy, you've been handed the easy version of this. They asked for a small vibrator, not the biggest thing your budget can manage. Enthusiasm's great, but stick to the brief. Not sure a sexy gift would be welcome? "Would you like a toy for Valentine's?" keeps things simple, and it's a pretty good way to start the week.

A vibrator for how they like to come

If they're curious about something small and external, a bullet is perfect. The Loveline Diamond is a lipstick vibrator with a sparkly case and a gold chain, and it looks a whole lot more expensive than a dozen roses. If they already love an insertable toy or a big external head, stick with what they like. Our first vibrator guide can help narrow it down.

A blindfold for someone who loves a tease

A lace blindfold makes a cheeky little gift if you've both wanted to try one. It's an invitation as much as a present, so pair it with a filthy card about what you plan to do. Then actually do it. Our blindfold play ideas give that small present plenty to do.

Lingerie they'll want to wear

Lingerie's a cracking present for someone who loves it. Think about the styles they feel sexy in, not the ones you've seen somewhere else. If you're unsure about the size, let them choose. Guessing small isn't a compliment, and neither's guessing big. A shared shopping session can be half the fun, as they pick the look and you get to admire it. Our lingerie guide has the details.

A kit for a night in

A sex toy kit gives you a few things to try, when the contents appeal to you both. The Adam & Eve Midnight Moods set has 10 pieces, and it means you're not going out for dinner. A couple of toys you want beats a box full of things you don't, and any gift comes with no obligation to use it that night or share it.

Single? Buy yourself the good one

You. Obviously. You know your favourite colour, your budget and exactly which toy you've been eyeing off. You also know exactly how you like it, which puts you well ahead of most people's dates this year. Order early enough to allow for delivery, and write the filthy card if you want.

Want more ideas? Try choosing lingerie that feels good to wear or finding a toy to enjoy as a couple. The roses can stay at the servo.