Suction-Cup Dildos: Stick It Down and Fuck It Hands-Free

Holding a dildo is hard work. Your wrist gets tired just as things get good, the angle goes to shit, and you've got no hands left for your clit, your nipples or your partner's hair. A suction cup fixes all of that.

Stick it down, climb on and fuck it at your own speed, as deep or as shallow as you like. It's the closest thing to riding someone who has no opinions, never gets tired and doesn't need you to text them afterwards.

Start with a cock you actually want

The suction cup is only half the fun, so make sure you like what's on top of it. Choose a size you already enjoy, because your whole body weight changes how deep it goes and how full you feel. Our dildo buying guide and size guide can help.

The Colours Dual Density 5'' is firm inside, soft outside and sits on a strong suction cup, so it's a great first one to ride.

Feeling a bit weirder? The Creature Cocks Uni-Glow is a spiral unicorn horn with a tapered tip, a wide base and a rainbow core that glows in the dark, so yes, you can fuck a glowing unicorn horn with the lights off. Want to adjust how full you get? The Aerosx 7.5 Inch Inflatable pumps up as you go. Browse all our suction-cup dildos to find your match.

Where to stick it, and what to do on it

You need a clean, smooth, flat surface such as glass, tile or a sealed floor. Grout and textured surfaces break the seal. Wet the cup slightly if your toy suggests it, press it down hard and give it a good tug before you trust it.

Where it goes changes everything:

On the floor or a sturdy chair: this is the one to ride. Lower yourself onto it, take your weight on your knees and grind, bounce or roll your hips. You set the pace and you can watch yourself in a mirror.

On the wall or shower tiles: this is for backing onto it, on your feet or on your knees, with your hands braced in front of you. Don't hang your body weight off it, because a suction cup won't hold you and landing on your arse in the shower is a real mood killer.

If it keeps falling off when you need it most, our guide to making a suction cup stick will sort it out.

Now use those free hands

This is the bit that makes hands-free so fucking good. Ride your dildo with a bullet vibrator on your clit and see how long you last. Pinch your nipples. Hold onto the bedhead and go harder. Being filled while you're working your own clit is a whole different level, and you'll wonder why you ever did it the hard way.

In the shower, bring along something waterproof like the Maia KONA. Water washes lube away quickly, so reapply as you go and pick a thicker one.

Put on a show for your partner

Stick it to the floor and make your partner watch you ride it. Tell them they can't touch until you say so. Or let them take over with a vibrator, your nipples or their mouth, while you fuck yourself at exactly the speed you like. It's also the best way there is to show someone how you want it. Our guide to positions with a vibrator has more ideas.

Lube up and clean up

Use plenty of water-based lube on silicone toys, and keep it off the suction cup so it stays stuck. Wash your dildo afterwards and let it dry. If it's going in your arse, it needs a wide flared base, so check the listing first.

Then find a smooth surface. You're about to look at your house very differently.