Smack That! Anal Desensitiser - Unflavoured - Unflavoured Anal Desensitiser - 44 ml Tube
Smack That! Anal Desensitiser - Unflavoured - Unflavoured Anal Desensitiser - 44 ml Tube
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A nervous arse clamps shut like a pipi dug out of wet sand, and no amount of sweet talk will open either of them in a hurry. Smack That! Unflavoured is Little Genie's anal desensitiser gel, designed to relax those muscles and numb the nerves, so you spend less time gritting your teeth and more time fucking around.
This is the plain one of the five. No cherry, no cupcake, no strawberry, no Arctic Blast: just 5% lidocaine in a gel, with nothing pretending to be dessert. It suits the nights you care about a plug, a strap-on or a patient partner easing inside, not what your backside tastes like. Keep mouths off it, too, because the label says to get medical help if it's swallowed.
Five minutes to misbehave
Get the area clean and dry first, thumb open the cap, then put a five-cent-sized dab on the opening. Then allow 3 to 5 minutes before play, and spend them on necks, nipples and filthy whispered plans, because anticipation is bloody hot. Reapply as needed, up to the label's limit of six applications a day.
Your arse's alarm is on mute
Numbing hides the warning signals your body relies on, so go slow, build up gradually and stop if it hurts or feels wrong. It isn't a lube either, so add one you love, and reach for water-based with silicone toys or condoms. Little Genie says it's fine with toys, but the label rules out mechanical devices, so keep the motors in the drawer.
That's how you coax a pipi open: patience, proper lube and no digging.
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Nobody needs to know what’s in the box. Your order is packed in plain, unmarked packaging, with nothing on the outside that mentions Down Under Thunder or what you bought.
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- Sent from Bendigo, Victoria, to anywhere in Australia and New Zealand
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