Your lover is naked and belly-down on the bed, and both your palms are sliding up their back on a satin slick of lavender. That's the job Earthly Body's Hemp Seed Massage Lotion was made for, and the 237 ml pump bottle means you'll run out of excuses long before you run out of glide.
This is the lavender one in the big bottle. It's floral and grown-up, a world away from the sugary and fruity scents elsewhere in the range. The lotion is creamy with a satin feel, blending safflower, coconut, argan and hemp seed oils, so your palms keep moving in long, slow passes over shoulders, ribs and hips without catching.
Lavender with a dirty streak
Lavender usually lives in wardrobe sachets and fancy hand soap. Here it fills the room as you work, and each pass drifts a few centimetres further south: over the hips, behind the knees, up the soft inside of a thigh. At some point it's not a massage any more, and nobody's bloody complaining.
Glide now, soft skin later
Earthly Body calls it deep moisturising, with aloe, chamomile and evening primrose among the extracts, so skin is left smooth and nourished when you're finished. The pump top lets one slick hand grab a refill while the other keeps working on someone groaning face-down beneath you. It's made for massage, so use it on skin only and never inside anyone.
A big bottle of satin glide that smells like a Tassie summer and makes for one fucking top-notch night.