A week on a Whitsundays island costs a fortune and the ferry reeks of sunscreen and shit beer. This massage lotion brings the coconut water, citrus and vanilla holiday smell straight to your bedroom, and the only island on the itinerary is the naked body lying under your hands.
Isle of You is Earthly Body's Hemp Seed Massage Lotion in its tropical scent: a creamy lotion with a satin feel, its glide carried by hemp seed and argan oils. Pump some into your palms, rub them together, then smooth it across their back in big, lazy circles. Your hands keep sliding over shoulder blades, hips and the swell of their arse without snagging, until the moans stop sounding like they're about sore shoulders.
An island scent without the sunburn
Coconut water, citrus and vanilla makes for a bright, beachy, sweet scent, the kind you'll catch on your own skin the next morning and remember exactly how it got there.
Hemp seed, argan and a garden of extras
Alongside the oils, the ingredient list carries aloe leaf juice plus chamomile, oat, ginseng, slippery elm and evening primrose extracts. Earthly Body says it moisturises deeply and leaves skin smooth and nourished, so whoever's on the towel ends up soft as well as wrecked. The 237 ml pump bottle lets slippery hands grab more mid-rub, and it contains coconut oil, so check the list if your skin is fussy.
Give it one bottle, one bare back and one night, and it'll feel like a holiday nobody wants to come home from.