Massage is the most shameless foreplay going, and anyone who says they're only rubbing your shoulders is a lying bugger. This is Earthly Body's Hemp Seed Massage Lotion in the little 60 mL lavender bottle: the size that actually comes out with you for the night instead of sulking at home on the shelf.
Sixty millilitres, zero excuses
The small bottle is made for nights that start somewhere other than your own bed, and for a first go before you buy big. Take it to a Barossa B&B or to their place, and get lavender onto a bare back before the bags are even unpacked. It's the same formula in a bottle that's far easier to smuggle along.
Satin slip that keeps your hands moving
Earthly Body blends hemp seed and argan oils into a deep-moisturising lotion with a satin feel and a proper glide. Your palms can travel from the shoulder blades, along the backbone and over the hips without catching, and aloe, chamomile and oat extracts round out the mix. By the time your hands have drifted somewhere less innocent, the skin under them feels smooth and nourished.
The lavender scent is inviting, so the room smells like somebody has plans for the evening. Warm a dab between your palms, start at the back of the neck and let it turn into one fucking long, slow night. It does contain coconut oil, so check that suits both of you first.
Sixty millilitres of slippery intent, ready wherever the clothes come off.