Lotion warming between two palms, then a long, slick glide across bare shoulders and down the ribs, with a mouth following close behind to see what it tastes like. Earthly Body's Massage à Trois gives you three 60 ml bottles of edible hemp seed massage lotion to find out: strawberry, watermelon and cherry.
Each lotion is made with hemp seed and argan oils for deep moisturising and easy glide, so hands keep sliding from one stroke to the next, and skin is left smooth, soft and asking to be kissed. Earthly Body calls them aromatic, so the room smells of fruit well before anyone's had a taste.
Strawberry, watermelon, cherry: pick a body part
Watermelon for the neck, cherry across the chest, strawberry for wherever the massage starts wandering. Or let the person face-down on the bed choose a flavour for each patch of skin, and make whoever has the bottles work for every lick. A rubdown turns into foreplay bloody quickly when every stroke can be tasted.
Green conscience, dirty intentions
The lotions are 100% vegan and made from naturally derived ingredients. Earthly Body makes them with solar-powered energy, and the box is printed on recycled paper with soy ink. Sweet almond and coconut oils are on the ingredient list too, so anyone with a nut allergy should give this set a pass.
Three bottles, three flavours, and a fucking fine excuse to lick someone from shoulder to hip and call it research.