Hemp Seed 3-In-1 Massage Candle - Can't Get You Out Of My Sled
Hemp Seed 3-In-1 Massage Candle - Can't Get You Out Of My Sled
Earthly Body
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You're kneeling over their thighs, the tin's been burning since dinner, and the first spoonful of melted wax spreads across their lower back only three degrees warmer than skin. The sigh they let out is half relief, half warning. That's Earthly Body's Hemp Seed 3-in-1 massage candle, in a festive tin with a name Kylie would recognise.
Candle first, massage oil second, moisturiser after
Light it and wait until the whole surface has turned liquid right to the rim, then tip or scoop some into your palm. Under the flame, hemp seed oil brings the slip, with coconut, jojoba, avocado, apricot kernel and soy oils plus vitamin E filling out the blend. Earthly Body says the hemp oil soaks in deep, so skin ends up moisturised rather than greasy, and your hands keep sliding from shoulders to calves to hips without a sticky film. Cold lotion splattered from a bottle can go to hell.
Spoil yourself as well: a candlelit bath, then a slow, oily foot rub with whatever melted while you soaked.
Sixty hours of wick, if you stop pouring
Soy oil burns cleaner and longer than paraffin, so the maker quotes up to 60 hours, though the more you pour off for other purposes, the sooner it's gone. Even unlit, an open tin perfumes a whole room, or tuck it uncovered among your lingerie so every lacy thing smells like a bad idea before anyone's wearing it. Keep the wick trimmed to 0.64 cm, dip a fingertip in to check the heat before you pour, and stay in the room whenever the flame's alight.
A bloody seductive 170 g tin that'll stay stuck in their head, and on their skin, long after the song's finished.
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