Evolved 7'' GIRTHY VIBRATING DONG DARK
Evolved 7'' GIRTHY VIBRATING DONG DARK
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It's gone midnight, your partner's parked on their arse in the armchair with a drink going warm, and you've just pressed this thick brown vibrating cock onto the glossy tiles at their feet. The rule tonight: they can watch you ride it, but they can't touch.
What's stuck to the floor is Evolved's Girthy Vibrating Dong, a lifelike silicone cock that's all about fullness. It's 5.1 cm across the insertable shaft, about as thick as a servo Chiko Roll and far better company after dark. A defined head with a fat crown ridge gives you a satisfying pop on the way in, raised veins and skin-like texture cover the shaft, and the flexible shaft gives a little as your hips roll. This is the Dark version, a rich brown shade, in creamy smooth silicone that's phthalate and latex free.
A buzz that climbs while you grind
Press the button tucked into the side of the base and you cycle through 10 vibration speeds and patterns, starting soft and climbing to properly intense. It glows while the motor's running, a handy little beacon once the lamp's off and your fingers are slick. With the suction cup gripping the floor, a chair or the shower tiles, the buzz carries up the shaft while you grind.
Thick, so take it slow
There's 17.8 cm to take of its 20.3 cm length, and that girth is a real stretch, so be generous with water-based lube and let your body choose the speed. Sink down slow and feel the crown ridge drag back on every lift.
It's waterproof and fully submersible, easy to clean, and it charges magnetically with the included USB cable. Then it's ready to put on another damn hot show for your audience of one.
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