Pump some into your palms, work it slowly down your partner's back, then follow the exact same path with your tongue. Earthly Body's Edible Massage Lotion tastes of juicy watermelon, so the rubdown and the licking happen on the same stretch of skin.
It's a deep moisturising lotion blended with nutrient-rich oils, and Earthly Body calls its slip and glide professional, though nobody's checking qualifications once your hands are on a bare back and you're getting bloody ideas. In practice, your hands keep travelling from shoulders to hips without snagging, and a hint of flavour waits on every bit of skin your mouth gets to.
Rich enough for deep pressure
The rich, decadent formula is designed to help with deep pressure, so you can sink your thumbs into knotted shoulders and the base of the spine, then ease off into feathery circles across the arse and slow sweeps along the hamstrings. It's absorbent and nourishing too, leaving skin touchably soft by the time you've kissed your way back up.
Beach-wedge flavour, bedroom manners
Watermelon tastes best eaten on the sand at Manly with the juice running off your elbows. This one tastes best licked off a collarbone. Under the flavour sits shea butter plus safflower, sweet almond, hemp seed, avocado and coconut oils. If either of you reacts to nuts or coconut, leave this melon on the shelf. Earthly Body sells it as a massage lotion, so treat it as one and leave the lubing to a proper lube.
A 237 mL pump-top bottle, and every pump is a fresh excuse to lick off whatever you've just rubbed in.