It smooths on rich and creamy, melts into someone's chest and stomach under your palms, and leaves their skin smelling of cherry and looking good enough to eat. Handy, because this stuff is edible. It's Earthly Body's Edible Massage Lotion in Cherry, in a little 60 mL bottle.
Hands first, then your mouth
Shea butter and a mix of plant oils, safflower, avocado and hemp seed among them, make up a deep moisturising base. Earthly Body gives it a professional slip and glide, and the thick, decadent formula is made for firm work, so knuckles can sink into knotted shoulders and the backs of thighs without sliding straight off. It absorbs as you go and leaves skin touchably soft.
Then there's the hint of cherry flavour. When the rubdown drifts lower and your lips start following your hands, nobody gets a mouthful of chemist-shop moisturiser. It just tastes damn sweet.
Pocket-sized cherry
Sixty millilitres tucks into a handbag, a toiletry pouch or the console of the ute, so a hotel room or a mate's spare room can end in a slow, cherry-scented massage that turns into something fucking filthy instead of an early night. One check before you start: almond oil and coconut oil are both on the ingredient list, so ask your partner about allergies first.
A small bottle with a big case of cherry-flavoured dirty intentions.