Good news for the massage-givers who can never keep their mouths out of it. Earthly Body's Edible Massage Lotion in Cherry is a rich, deep moisturising massage lotion with a hint of tasty cherry flavour, so going from fingertips to lips doesn't mean stopping to wipe anything off.
Christmas cherries, minus the pips
Every December, Aussies demolish cherries by the kilo and spit the pips off the verandah. This gives you the same flavour spread across a partner's shoulders, down the spine and along the inner thighs. Nobody fights over the last one, and there's no pip to spit out halfway down someone's stomach.
Thick enough for proper pressure
The formula is blended with nutrient-rich oils and butters: safflower, shea, sweet almond, hemp seed, avocado and coconut. Earthly Body says the rich, decadent texture helps with deep pressure, so your thumbs can work a knotted shoulder and keep sliding instead of grinding to a halt. That professional slip and glide keeps a quick rub going until it turns into something better. Then it sinks into the skin and nourishes it, leaving your partner touchably soft and still worth a taste.
Sweet almond and coconut oils are in the blend, so check for allergies before you start. The pump top means slick hands grab a refill without fumbling, because stopping to fight a sticky lid is shit timing. Rub it in, then go back over the same spot with your mouth.