Sportsheets Edge CUNT Silicone Paddle with Insertable Handle
Sportsheets Edge CUNT Silicone Paddle with Insertable Handle
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The Sportsheets Edge CUNT Silicone Paddle has a flexible black silicone head with the word CUNT recessed into one side and a smooth reverse for ordinary spanking. At the other end, a rounded insertable handle gives you a second way to make the person across your lap swear.
Choose the smooth side or the CUNT side
Use the flat reverse when you want a clean slap without lettering. Flip it over when the wearer has agreed to the word and wants the imprint side involved.
The mark will depend on placement, force and the person's skin, so do not keep hitting harder just to produce perfect typography. This is arse play, not a bloody printing press.
Yes, agree on the word before you swing
CUNT can feel filthy, degrading, affectionate or simply very Australian depending on who says it and why. Ask how the receiving partner feels about wearing it on their skin before the scene begins.
If the word turns them on, lean into it. Tell them exactly what the paddle says, make them repeat it or let the raised-looking black letters do all the talking while they bend over.
Warm up the bum before chasing a mark
Start with your hand or light taps from the smooth face. Aim for the fleshy centre of the buttocks and let the intensity build only when the receiving partner asks for more.
The silicone head flexes as it lands, mixing a broader thud with a sharper sting. A few measured smacks can be plenty. Swinging like you are killing a redback with a thong is not technique.
Use the flexible head for teasing too
Drag the paddle across bare skin, tap between the thighs or let the edge hover near the arse while you decide where the next smack will land.
The pause matters. Tell the wearer to hold still, make them count each strike or stop one short of the number you promised just to leave them waiting.
Keep every strike on padded muscle
Aim for the fleshy parts of the buttocks and upper thighs. Avoid the head, neck, spine, kidneys, abdomen, tailbone, joints, genitals and any injured or numb skin.
Check the skin as you go and stop for sharp pain, numbness, broken skin or any reaction outside the agreed scene. If either person says stop, put the paddle down. Easy.
The rounded handle is insertable
The reinforced handle ends in a smooth rounded bulb and the wide paddle head remains outside the body. Add plenty of water-based lubricant, insert slowly and keep a secure hold on the paddle end.
The listing does not state the insertable length or diameter, so look at the actual handle and stay within the receiving partner's comfortable depth. Do not claim it is anal-safe or force it into an opening that does not want it.
Spank them while the handle is inside
For a very different scene, the receiving partner can hold the rounded handle internally while the dominant partner uses a hand or another toy on their arse. The paddle head stays outside as a large grip and a rather rude signpost.
Do not swing the paddle while the handle is inserted. Keep the toy controlled, avoid twisting against the body and remove it before changing positions.
Use insertion as the reward or punishment
Tell the wearer they earn the handle after a certain number of smacks, or make them ask for it while the word on the paddle is still visible against their cheek.
You can also reverse the order: use the rounded handle first, withdraw it slowly, then turn the toy around and ask which side of the paddle they deserve. Well, slap me silly, versatility can be a filthy thing.
Inspect the silicone before every session
Check the paddle face, recessed letters, edges, handle and rounded end for splits, tears, rough spots or exposed internal reinforcement. Stop using it if the silicone is damaged.
Keep impact controlled and never strike with the handle. The metal reinforcement adds weight and shape, but the flexible paddle face is the part designed to meet the bum.
Clean the letters and handle properly
Clean the silicone exterior according to the supplied care guidance, working carefully inside each recessed letter and over the full insertable handle. Rinse if the approved method requires it and dry completely before storage.
If the handle is shared between partners or body openings, use a suitable barrier and change it between uses. Nobody wants tonight's bold statement followed by tomorrow's annoying itch.
Who will enjoy this silicone paddle?
Choose it if direct dirty language, consensual spanking and a rounded insertable handle all sound like your kind of multitasking. The smooth side lets you keep the impact simple, while the CUNT side adds humiliation, humour or praise according to your scene.
Skip it if the wording feels wrong, you want a gentle beginner tickler or you need verified handle measurements. For adults who see the word and immediately grin, this paddle has found its arse.
The details
- Product type: Dual-sided silicone spanking paddle with rounded insertable handle
- Colour: Black
- Paddle faces: Recessed CUNT word on one side and smooth reverse on the other
- Handle: Rounded, metal-reinforced and described by the manufacturer as insertable
- Exterior: Manufacturer describes a 100% body-safe silicone exterior
- Listed composition: 58% iron alloy and 42% silicone overall
- Suitable for: Consensual spanking on padded muscle, word-imprint play and slow lubricated handle insertion
- Not suitable for: Unagreed degrading language, striking bones or organs, swinging while inserted, or use over broken or numb skin
- Before use: Inspect all silicone surfaces and agree on the wording, impact intensity, target areas and insertion
- During use: Monitor skin and comfort, use water-based lubricant on the handle and stop immediately on request
- Care: Follow supplied care guidance, clean inside the recessed letters and over the full handle, then dry completely
- Brand: Sportsheets Edge
- SKU: SS98056
- Barcode: 646709980566
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