Dirty Penis Playing Cards - Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards
Dirty Penis Playing Cards - Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards
Little Genie
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It's your deal, the chips are down to crumbs, and your mate slaps down a queen of clubs with a smug pink dick grinning where her face should be. Card night is officially ruined, and everyone's laughing their arse off about it.
Little Genie's Dirty Penis Playing Cards are a standard 52-card deck with a very rude makeover. The backs are polka-dotted with little cartoon cocks in every colour, the faces carry their own cheeky characters (one even wears a crown), and the numbers and suits sit right where you'd expect. Any game you already know works with this deck.
Spill-proof for the sloppy end of the night
These are see-through plastic cards, not cardboard, and Little Genie made them waterproof. So when a jug of beer goes flying mid-round of five hundred, wipe them down and keep dealing instead of peeling soggy aces off the tabletop. Pub, campsite, the back deck by the pool: they'll cope with all of it.
Play for forfeits, not chips
Every game gets filthier with this lot in your hand. Bet forfeits instead of chips, so the loser kisses wherever the winner points, while a crowned willy stares up from the discard pile. Talking shit across the table has never had better props.
When the night wraps up, the deck slides back into its frosted plastic case and heads to the next party just as rude as it arrived.
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