Boneyard The Skwert
Boneyard The Skwert
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Drinks turned into a pash, the pash turned into an invite back to theirs, and now you're wondering how fucking ready your arse actually is. So you duck into the bathroom, screw the Skwert onto a bottle of water, and the clean-out is done before anyone has poured the nightcap.
Boneyard's Skwert is a pocket-sized douche kit that turns an ordinary water bottle into an anal douche. There's no bulb to pack and no shower hose to hunt down. The bottle of water you grabbed on the walk to theirs will most likely fit, because the two adapters suit most water bottles. The kit itself fits in your back pocket.
Five pieces, bugger-all luggage
The main piece is a soft-touch silicone nozzle, 10 cm long, with five holes at the tip that spread the water out instead of firing it from one spot. One of the two ABS adapters screws onto the bottle, a small thread or a large thread, for a leak-free fit. Squeeze the bottle and your hand sets the flow, so prep stays calm and comfortable.
Hooks up to the shower at home
A standard-thread shower hose adapter lets the same nozzle run off your own hose when you aren't on the move. A clear sanitary cap covers the nozzle between uses, so it can ride in a jacket or gym bag beside your keys and still be clean for where it's headed.
Boneyard says it's hypoallergenic, kind to sensitive skin and safe with all lubes, so a dab of whatever you're using later helps the tip slide in. When you're done, wash it in warm, mildly soapy water or with toy cleaner, then let it air dry. Five holes, one bottle of water and a back pocket full of yes.
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