Boneyard Skwert 1 Piece Douche Nozzle
Boneyard Skwert 1 Piece Douche Nozzle
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Slip this in your jacket pocket before you head out tonight, then go say yes to something you weren't planning on. The Boneyard Skwert is a one-piece douche nozzle that screws onto a standard plastic water bottle, so you're only ever one bottle away from a fresh, clean bum.
It's built for the nights when the invite turns up before the prep does. Nothing to carry but the nozzle, and nothing awkward for a curious date to find in your bag. Grab a bottle of water from any milk bar fridge, swap its lid for the Skwert, and you've got an enema ready wherever you happen to be. Then get back to whoever made you need it in such a damn hurry.
Slim blue tip, tight thread
The nozzle is 6.35 cm of smooth plastic with a comfortable contoured tip and a single hole, so the water comes out in one neat stream. A big threaded fitting at the base screws down onto the bottle neck for a no-leak seal, which means the water ends up inside you, not running down your fucking sleeve. C1 Releasing says it fits most standard-size water bottles and works with all lubricants, so slick the tip with whatever's in your bag.
Capped and pocket-ready
A sanitary storage and travel cap covers the nozzle, so it can ride in a pocket, bag or backpack without picking up lint. Afterwards, wash it in warm water with mild soap or toy cleaner, let it air dry completely and store it separately so it's clean for the next unexpected invitation.
One little blue nozzle, a water bottle in every shop in the country, and no more reasons to say "not tonight".
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