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The Flat Was Not His. Neither Was the Lifestyle.

Author: Tiffany 10 min read
Illustration of a woman holding an open laptop while a man talks on the phone nearby.

The apartment had a view of Sydney Harbour, a bowl of flawless lemons and no visible place where a person might put a wet tea towel. I should have asked about the tea towel before admiring the view.

Julian stood by the glass doors holding two drinks. He'd told me he worked in property marketing, which explained the confidence with which he presented a room. It did not, I would discover, explain his decision to present the room as his own.

We were both in our early forties. We'd had two good dates, one excellent kiss and several conversations in which he'd described his life as simple. Simple, apparently, included a kitchen island larger than the entire kitchen in my Newtown flat.

'It's beautiful,' I said.

'It's just somewhere to land.'

This was the sort of thing people said when landing involved imported stone. I smiled and took the drink. I wasn't particularly interested in the apartment as a financial achievement. I was interested in Julian, who had been funny over dinner and had remembered I didn't like gin.

He'd invited me to stay the night if the evening felt right. I had said we'd see. That remained the arrangement as far as I was concerned: a pleasant possibility, not an obligation incurred by entering an expensive postcode.

On our first date, he'd spilled a little sauce on his cuff and laughed at himself. I'd liked him immediately for not turning it into a drama. He'd told me he rented, that Sydney was expensive and that he was saving without much enthusiasm. It had been an ordinary, recognisable conversation. I had contributed my own complaint about paying for a parking space I barely used.

Now I wondered briefly how the enormous apartment fitted that story. Perhaps he'd meant a different period of his life. Perhaps he'd been simplifying. I didn't want to make a date feel like an audit, so I let the question pass. That small choice would later bother me, although it shouldn't have. Ordinary conversation wasn't supposed to require a person to preserve every detail for cross-examination.

We sat near the window. Below us, ferries crossed the water. Julian pointed out a building he'd worked on. He spoke well about his job, with actual details rather than vague references to important people. I relaxed.

Then I picked up a book from the coffee table.

It was a handsome volume about architecture. Or rather, it was a handsome volume-shaped object. The cover opened to reveal a shallow box lined with black paper.

'Oh,' I said. 'Storage.'

Julian glanced at it. 'Yes. Keeps things tidy.'

It was empty.

I put it down. Plenty of people owned decorative objects. My own lounge contained a ceramic pear that served no function beyond pleasing me. A fake book was not proof of anything except a disagreement with my preferred use of books.

He asked about work. I managed a small publishing team, so I had plenty to say about objects that genuinely contained pages. He listened, though he checked his phone twice while I spoke. Each time he turned it face down quickly.

After a while I asked where the bathroom was.

'First door on the left.'

The bathroom was spotless. There was a neatly folded towel, an unopened bottle of hand wash and a soap dish containing three small stones. No toothbrush. No razor. No ordinary clutter.

Perhaps he kept everything in a cupboard. I opened nothing. Being invited to someone's home did not entitle me to conduct a search.

I used the sink, dried my hands and returned to the lounge. On the way, I noticed the second bedroom door standing open. Inside were a bed, a lamp and a framed print. The bed looked as though nobody had ever sat on it to put on socks.

'Guest room?' I asked.

'Yes. I don't use it much.'

'It's very tidy.'

'I like a clean space.'

He sounded slightly brisk. I reminded myself that people had different habits. I had once dated a woman whose pantry looked organised enough to host an inspection. It had simply been how she liked the pantry.

Julian offered food. He'd ordered a platter, which arrived beautifully arranged. I helped carry it to the kitchen. He opened three drawers before finding plates.

'I've been away a lot,' he said, though I hadn't asked.

'Where?'

'Mostly work trips.'

He named Melbourne, then Brisbane. Perfectly possible. He retrieved plates from a cupboard and looked relieved enough that I noticed.

We ate by the window. The food was good. The conversation returned to easier ground. We discussed a film we'd both seen and disagreed about the ending. I liked disagreement when it stayed curious. For a few minutes, it did.

Then I asked how long he'd lived there.

'A while.'

'Years?'

'About eighteen months.'

He had told me three years over dinner the previous week. I remembered because I'd moved around the same time and we'd compared the terrible weather on our moving days.

'Oh, I thought you said three.'

'Before the renovation, technically.'

'Right.'

There was now a small collection of explanations on the table beside the food. None was impossible. Together, they were beginning to require more attention than I wanted to spend on a Saturday evening.

I asked for water. Julian went to the kitchen, pressed a button on the fridge and frowned when nothing happened. He pressed it again.

'New system,' he said.

He filled a glass from the tap instead. Sensible. Yet another tiny moment that might mean nothing if it were standing alone.

My phone buzzed. I glanced down because I was expecting a message from my sister about a family lunch. Instead it was a property alert from a search I'd saved months earlier while considering a move.

The photograph showed the room I was sitting in.

Same view. Same lamp. Same bowl of lemons, arranged with the same small gap between the third and fourth fruit.

I tapped the alert. The listing was current. Inspection tomorrow. Professionally styled apartment, vacant possession. There was a floor plan and a gallery of photographs showing the guest room, the bathroom stones and the empty kitchen island.

I looked up. Julian was watching me.

'Everything okay?'

'Is this apartment for sale?'

He paused, then smiled. 'Possibly. I'm considering options.'

I turned the screen towards him.

'It says vacant. And professionally styled.'

'That's standard wording.'

'Is it your apartment?'

The direct question changed the room. Until then, he'd been managing details. Now he had to choose a complete answer.

'I have access to it,' he said.

'For work?'

'Yes, but it's not quite that simple.'

I waited. The ferry outside continued across the water, doing exactly what it had advertised.

Julian put his glass down.

'We use properties for content. I knew this one was empty tonight. I thought we'd have a nice evening.'

'You told me you lived here.'

'I wanted somewhere special.'

'You said you'd lived here for three years. Then eighteen months.'

He looked towards the kitchen as though another explanation might be waiting in one of the drawers he'd opened.

'I shouldn't have phrased it that way.'

It was a generous description of several deliberate sentences.

I put my phone in my bag. I was disappointed, but the disappointment was clarifying. I hadn't been measuring him against the apartment. He had introduced that measurement, lied to meet it and then invited me to spend the night inside the result.

'I'm going to head home,' I said.

'Come on. The evening's been good.'

'Parts of it have.'

'We can go to my actual place. It's nearby.'

He said this as though he were offering a different table in a restaurant. The original option was unavailable; perhaps I would accept the alternative.

'I don't need a more accurate address tonight. I needed an accurate conversation earlier.'

He rubbed his forehead. 'You wouldn't have been interested in my place.'

That made me angry in a way the fake books hadn't. He had decided what I valued, built a performance around it and was now using his guess as an explanation for misleading me.

'You didn't ask what I was interested in.'

'Look at this place. Everyone likes it.'

'It's a lovely apartment. It hasn't told me a lie.'

I stood. He stayed by the table. I collected my jacket from the back of the chair and checked that I had my phone and keys. Ordinary movements. There was comfort in doing them one at a time.

At the door he tried again, softer.

'I was trying to impress you.'

'I know. I liked talking to you at that little restaurant. You were already doing fine.'

For the first time, he looked properly embarrassed. I didn't enjoy that, but I also didn't need to fix it by staying.

He opened the door. I said goodnight and left. The lift carried me down through a building full of other people's actual homes. In the foyer, a concierge nodded. I nodded back. I had no reason to explain my evening to a stranger doing his job.

Outside, I booked a ride and waited under the awning. My sister finally messaged about lunch. I answered the practical question, then added that I'd had a weird date and would tell her tomorrow.

She replied: Are you okay?

Yes. Going home.

Good. Bring bread.

I laughed. There were still expectations in my life I understood completely.

At home, my flat looked exactly as I'd left it. A book open on the couch. A tea towel over the oven handle. Two lemons in a bowl, one beginning to look less confident than the other. I switched on a lamp and felt no urge to apologise for the room.

Julian sent a message the next morning. He said he'd handled things badly. He asked for another chance over coffee, somewhere ordinary.

I read it while eating toast. An ordinary venue did not automatically create an honest person inside it. I thanked him for acknowledging it and said I didn't want to continue seeing him.

Then I muted the conversation and went to buy the bread for lunch.

My sister listened to the story at her kitchen table. She laughed at the fake book, frowned at the lies and asked whether the lemons had been real.

'I didn't test them.'

'Probably wise. You were already doing enough work.'

That afternoon, the property alert appeared again with a reminder about the inspection. I removed the saved listing from my favourites. The apartment was beautiful. It was also much too expensive, and I had no intention of letting one peculiar date persuade me otherwise.

Before closing the page, I looked once more at the photograph of the living room. Everything was perfectly placed. Nothing suggested the awkward conversation that had happened there the night before.

It would show well, I thought.

So had Julian.

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